a 39 years old father of two children tries to catch a popcorn
i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE
and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”
is ur grass australian
I WENT TO STARBUCKS TO GET HOT CHOCOLATE BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SAID “CAN I GET A HOT CHOCLETY MILK” INSTEAD OF HOT CHOCOLATE
MY SISTER ASKED ME WHAT I GOT FROM STARBUCKS AND I SAID HOT CHOCLETY AGAIN
This is not what I want to be remembered for
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?
During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”
The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
In all seriousness, she answered “How did you know?”
“Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it’s weighing on your mind.” replied the author.
Here’s the answer:
Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls, want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn’t have to DO anything. That’s why it’s called “falling” in love.
People in love sometimes say, I was swept of my feet. Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.
Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It’s a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.
Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.
At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, “Am I with the right person?” And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone
else. This is when relationships breakdown.
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.
People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.
Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.
I’m not saying that you couldn’t fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be in the same situation a few years later.
Because (listen carefully to this)
The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the Person you found.
SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know
WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.
Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.
Love is therefore a “decision”. Not just a feeling.
Remember this always: the universe determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go!
why doesn’t this have more notes
This is so serious. If you care about someone, fucking care about them. Remember it every day. Remember it on bad days especially. Remember it in fights. Remember it when you’re happy. Appreciate it. Love it. Be it. Live it. Feel it. Cause you have no idea when it will be gone. There are only so many chances. And if you do forget and you do something stupid. You’d better fucking fight for it, fucking fight as hard as you can. As hard as you can doesn’t mean until it is a detriment to you, but until you’re sure it won’t be. True love will always be true love and if you lose it, you’re going to regret it.
Ok guys. seriously. listen to this. i’m not even a spn fan and i think this is the best thing ever and i laughed for the whole night.
Omg that comment made me smile
oh my god what was i expecting
HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS ARE ARACIAL
TRICKSTERS CAN CHANGE THEIR SKINTONE TO WHATEVER THEY PARTICULARLY FEEL LIKE
JANE CURRENTLY “FEELS CAUCASIAN”
OMG YES THIS PLEASE?
I NOW NEED A PANEL OF JANE SKIPPING ACROSS THE PLANET WHILE RAPIDLY OSCILLATING SKIN COLORS
YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME
oh my god
Breaking news: my dashboard confirms that I’m actually eridan
I didn’t know you were a dead alien and your corpse desecrated to create an abomination as it would consider itself
friendly reminder that Jacob Black was a mutant shark-human before he was a werewolf
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
That last one really got me
What is this a scare-off?
this is why i love Marvel and its fanbase
that one of the man on the train is actually from an old movie.
^ it still happened why to heckie would that make a difference
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
and bendiddly cucumber